I just accidentally sent my ex a voice recording of me laughing at myself because I was doing something totally weird
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psychotic-suicide:
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parents:
in five years you won't even remember his last name
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me:
in five years it'll be my last name
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parents:
what
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me:
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me:
what
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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so-relatable:
This was on my dash. lolol
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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